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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NightPvp

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	603
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

blockcityjail

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1761	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.