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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8315 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5424 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.