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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Potions Brewed:	48

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magic Items Found:	6645
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	2847
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8849	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ores Mined:	3264	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1841	Villages Defended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

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