Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	191
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mines Excavated:	1220

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	565016	Dimension Hops:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crops Grown:	4102
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	7222
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspiration, Crafting, craving, desire, dream, Fun, Goal, Int, International, just want one thing, longing, Minecraft, Need, Objective, one thing, Pursuit, Request, seeking, Server, Want, wish, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	6525
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	813466	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	799340
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

blocktopia, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Invisible Wheelchair Land

acceptance, accessibility, advocacy, Awareness, Challenges, compassion, Disabilities, education, Empathy, inclusion, INVISIBLE, invisible disability, Invisible illness, Land, mental disability, mental health, Perception, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, wheelchair

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7426	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4321	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8373
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.