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CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Runes Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	4249	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140982
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	9609	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5418	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Star Shards Collected:	250	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	8078
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ores Mined:	9047	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5