DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	86
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Star Shards Collected:	268
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crops Grown:	2921
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	118
Emeralds Found:	7905	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7852	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	6105
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	3729

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.