DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4887	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	301384	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	4436

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	New Chunks Explored:	870530
Emeralds Found:	168	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Towns Built:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.