DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	247	Dragon Eggs Found:	1380
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	240080	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	327237	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2441

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	743	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.