Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

104.238.210.4:25681

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

play.mcgroove.net

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	2741
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

85.131.163.195

Gaming server

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	21134	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

marscraft.org

Ashvale RPG

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

184.154.143.157

space hub smp

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

spacehubsmp.aternos.me:41644

OnlineMinecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	New Chunks Explored:	186523
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

Play.OnlineMinecraft.com

Hell Beyond Earth

Anarchy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

FishyCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

fishycraft.net

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	282
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

116.202.224.28

Blockaholics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	971	Gods Slained:	0

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

blockaholics.org

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1341	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

minecraft.btecau.com

Raid Nation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	608667
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

69.175.57.75

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5123	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

play.shulkerverse.com

minecraft temple

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

yuzuki.old-home.net