Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6453 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Emeralds Found: 9088
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 436 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Zombie Dances: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 297 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Star Shards Collected: 151
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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