Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Villages Defended: 18
Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 166 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Alien Abductions: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vexius Network

    Vexius Network

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PetalCraft

    PetalCraft

    A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta

    Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • HyCraft Network

    HyCraft Network

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Crops Grown: 8474
    Chimeras Created: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HelloMiners

    HelloMiners

    HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 309 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PokeSplash

    PokeSplash

    PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FamilyMC Survival

    FamilyMC Survival

    Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CrateSMP

    CrateSMP

    CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchantments Applied: 52
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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