Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Buildings Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Limegaming

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	272	Crops Grown:	4076

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.