Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PilzBros

    PilzBros
    PilzBros

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Ores Mined: 9505

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • jazziebots

    jazziebots

    factions server in progress

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 8 Bit Minecraft

    8 Bit Minecraft

    The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Hollandcraft

    Hollandcraft

    Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

    We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

    Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TheParkMC

    TheParkMC

    Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Emeralds Found: 3852

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PPMC – NEW

    PPMC – NEW

    PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

    Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

    Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AlienCraft

    AlienCraft

    Faction, Survival, PVP, Mob Arena, Paintball, Skyblock, Mcmmo ..Some fun plugins such as using a pumpkin as scuba device and choptree

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BuildCraftia

    BuildCraftia

    If you are looking for an excellent creative server, BuildCraftia is the one you are looking for. We offer the best tools for building and according to our players, we have the best surroundings for an enjoyable gameplay with our friend players and active staff members!

    Join us today at bcsn.us

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KingdomsCity

    KingdomsCity

    Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Emerald Gaming

    Emerald Gaming

    This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MCAmusement With Disney World

    MCAmusement With Disney World

    This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

    Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

    FTB LiteCraft  FTB Lite Server

    Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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