Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

    BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

    Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

    Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

    Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

    Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf
    Server Name Ordinary SMP
    Server Type Vanilla
    Server Version Java 1.21.1
    Whitelisted Yes

    Brief Overview:

    Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.

    FAQ:

    • What version is the server running?

      The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    • Are there any mods installed on the server?

      Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

    • How can I join the server?

      You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.

    • What kind of events are hosted on the server?

      The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.

    • Is the server whitelisted?

      Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Single in Minecraft Server

    Single in Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a girlfriend in every village you visit! Our villagers are ready to shower you with love and attention, just make sure to bring plenty of emeralds for those romantic gifts! Join now and start building your harem of pixelated paramours!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

    Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

    Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FlatmateFriendMCServer

    FlatmateFriendMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MILsFaultMC

    MILsFaultMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

    Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

    Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RelaxingParents SMP

    RelaxingParents SMP
    Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

    BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

    CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left
    join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327
    Farms Harvested: 555 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Whale Watchers in Canada

    Whale Watchers in Canada
    so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Star Shards Collected: 278
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Alathra? To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
    Can I create my own town or city? Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
    Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
    Are there custom features on Alathra? Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

    So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

    Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyWeddingBestMan

    CraftyWeddingBestMan
    Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

    Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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