Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 3087

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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