DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3226	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Dimension Hops:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	5244
Dragon Eggs Found:	8666	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4639	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chimeras Created:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7387
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com