DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	2563
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	5677	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2374	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3677
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	8676	Love Letters Sent:	7

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9009
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3548	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2262
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	325360	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net