DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	2497

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Votes:	7014

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	103568	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2100	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	304

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Magic Items Found:	8672	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	724	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	4103
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

104.243.40.126:25575