DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
New Chunks Explored:	39422	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

play.jonarchy.com

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	269	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	87497
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

play.vanescacraft.com

Dynasty Network

Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2609	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zombie Dances:	0

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

play.dynasty-network.com

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

play.moonskys.fun:5003

Arab Throne

Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Magic Items Found:	3890
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

arabthrone.minetro.com

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

play.withermc.org

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

play.balkaniacraft.com

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	391
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	9995	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	22

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3386	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Votes:	2439
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	216
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	457
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	8

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Crops Grown:	8299
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610