DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1321	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	173	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

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StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	7649	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	378852	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

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The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	520
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7812
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	90183
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	1851
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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