DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ores Mined:	3544	Mines Excavated:	4150

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7064	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Emeralds Found:	7888
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	520	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4812	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	1393
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8657	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	325994
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	512	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	53550
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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