DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9848	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crops Grown:	7228
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchantments Applied:	296	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3538
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Emeralds Found:	6180	Star Shards Collected:	294

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	7091
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Items Found:	6210	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	7016	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net