DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2673
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4436
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Farms Harvested:	775	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Animals Bred:	135	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	803

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585