DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	184	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Meteorites Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2000	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	739	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Animals Bred:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Farms Harvested:	303	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com