Diamonds R Us Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of having a life? Sick of dating and socializing? Bored of everything except politics and Trump? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and absolutely no responsibilities outside of building epic structures and battling it out with your fellow players.

Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of Trump made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares to challenge you. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your life, relationships, and sanity at the door and come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

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Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

BIRTHDAYS, treating ex special, sleeping over, co parenting, Boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

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BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Dysfunctional family, toxic relationships, Self Respect, Boundaries, self esteem

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

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InfluencerVibesMC SMP

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OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

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Diamonds R Us Minecraft SMP

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

InfluencerVibesMC SMP