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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 789 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Zombie Dances: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dimension Hops: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 6263

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY