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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 New Chunks Explored: 849735
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Enchantments Applied: 73

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Star Shards Collected: 266
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyCraft

    LuckyCraft

    Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchantments Applied: 186
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Smithereens Reboot

    Smithereens Reboot

    This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VentureBlock MC

    VentureBlock MC

    Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hollowtree

    Hollowtree

    Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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