Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Void Gems Collected: 27
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 128 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3389
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Animals Bred: 50
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 219
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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