DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	602958
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1129	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3571
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	121	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ores Mined:	7773	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	278

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	132
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Crops Grown:	3184	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	110
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!