Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
New Chunks Explored: 261523 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • JujuCraft

    JujuCraft

    JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

    We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

    A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

    Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Zoglin SMP

    Zoglin SMP

    { ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

    Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

    I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BraveMC

    BraveMC

    Welcome to BraveMC

    Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

    Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

    Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

    Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

    Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

    Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20
    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

    We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

    🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

    Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Items Found: 3070
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TooTallGaming

    TooTallGaming

    Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RexRaids | RexPvP

    RexRaids | RexPvP

    Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

    Hope to see you on the server shortly!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

    Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!
    If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Emeralds Found: 9704

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

    The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server
    You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

    As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

    What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

    THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

    The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

    Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

    Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crazy Economy Craft

    Crazy Economy Craft

    1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

    – PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

    We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 397973

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TrappedMC – Classic Prison

    TrappedMC – Classic Prison
    discord.gg/trappedmc

    A classic grinding experience

    The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

    Focus on PvP

    Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

    PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

    Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1
    Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

    We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

    The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

    To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

    https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Rede Notz

    Rede Notz

    Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

    The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |
    The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft ServerThe Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft ServerPlanet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

    BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]
    BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

    To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

    Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com  Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

    Features:

      24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

    Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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