| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 479 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2997 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
A simple vanilla server, for fans of classic minecraft
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3310 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7812 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 959 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2768 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 974 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2123 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7454 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6437 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6261 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Votes: | 867 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 7152 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3368 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4831 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8726 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1164 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4523 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7097 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1894 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 32 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
