| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
A simple vanilla server, for fans of classic minecraft
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1166 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 946130 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Towns Built: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6686 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 134 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2180 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3374 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4039 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2613 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1513 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1835 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2788 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 215 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 363 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1901 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2549 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 529442 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Farms Harvested: | 399 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7847 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8346 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 128 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
