Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Void Gems Collected: 33 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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