| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 826 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4467 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4169 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4736 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5362 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 158 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7137 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Votes: | 8811 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3463 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 406 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7800 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6004 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6921 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6850 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7014 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1706 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6340 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9995 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
