| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 610 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1776 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3414 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 144 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3501 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3358 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6963 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8576 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9270 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2807 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1468 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6772 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3531 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 149 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7430 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 226 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1257 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3291 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 416 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4622 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 174927 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 720 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6682 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7477 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
