| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
play.desirepvp.net
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4108 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8622 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1594 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 709003 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 839 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3038 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3244 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 954 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2979 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5628 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 618 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9384 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5841 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4296 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8212 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2409 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3466 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8282 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2004 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Votes: | 1218 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4037 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9134 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
