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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4042 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who accidentally turned himself into a block of obsidian and now roams the server as a mysterious figure, haunting unsuspecting players in the dead of night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: “Did he deserve it?” (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s still hilarious to watch!)