DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1661
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	675037	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Dragon Eggs Found:	9937

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2343	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.