DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	6606
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8229
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.