DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6053
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7155	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	7737	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crops Grown:	5365	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	522
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.