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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6975 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3176 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.
oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.
so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.
