DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Enchantments Applied:	100	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Potions Brewed:	154	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	7302	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Light Lineage

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	52	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Boredom and imbalance. Its been a problem ever since minecraft servers have been initiated, players with netherite walking around, with the end completed in less than 2 hours, and everyone miles ahead of you. And you… just a basic player with no more than stone tools and a shield. This… This is a horrible feeling, the feeling that you wont be able to catch up, or that theres nothing left to do, a feeling of empty accomplishment. Its such an unencouraging feeling that youll leave the server and hunt down servers that have just started, just to experience the drive for completion, and most the times, you wont find it, and for the ones that you do? Youll get bored in less than a week. Is there a solution? Probably not, but there may be alternatives. Lineage- This idea popped in my head after joining a minecraft server that had been open for less than a week, and seeing giant sculptures and everyone decked with netherite armor. I had no idea what to do as everything had been monopolized and everything was completed, nothing left. This idea is what i call Lineage. Every day a vote will happen to reset the server, if the vote is successful, a shrine near spawn will have a beacon light appear from it, and specific abilities and items can be passed through the light, to affect your next life. Tyrants? Monopolization? Riches? All of these are possible except Immortality, even if you manage to get these your life is not infinite, and the imbalance that your character has against others will be one day balanced, giving everyone an equal shot at power and control. Speed is key… Speed is key…

104.223.107.182:25607

Retrowave

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Small community of gamers. If you are looking for a chilled experience witih minecraft + a touch of vanilla and some plugins then this is the server for you! =)

135.148.64.156

Onyx smp

Economy, Events, Hardcore, MCMMO, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to OnyxSMP!

We are a simple semi-vanilla based server with an additional feature which is the ability to steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict avoiding rob or assault other bases.

Server location: MiamiVersion: Java 1.18.X to 1.19 and BedrockNo-Premium: SiDifficulty: Difficult

play.onyxsmp.com

⚜️ KingCube ⚜️ Real Minecraft server WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Tired of schoolchildren with admins? Do you want to play quietly without being disturbed?You’ve found what you need.

Main world 1.16.1, rich survival, with some bonuses in the form of skills and enchantments, all on equal terms. There are 8 networks available, and 3 privates of 1,000,000 blocks each. There is also a separate creative world 1.16.1.

kingcube.ru

Toilet Bowl Gaming

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

SABERFACTIONS LUCKPERMS DYNAMICSHOPS ESSENTIALSX VAULT WORLDGUARD DYNMAP

Join the community at discord.

51.81.168.120:25584

qwertycraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5162	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

1.17 soon to be 1.18 semi-anarchy server only rules are no modification to vanilla client and no saying slurs. we are a new server and would love to see you. come build grief pvp make friends and have fun

qwertycraft.apexmc.co

Grimheld

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

We are a new server where you can enjoy a world with beautiful generation.

mc.grimheld.com

Cristalix – Hades vs Demaster Minecraft server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1133
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5482
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the Cristalix server – a virtual world where all your Minecraft fantasies come true! ?

? Discover the most diverse world of mini-games! On the server you will find a huge number of exciting games for every taste. From classic arenas and building battles to unique quests and puzzles, we have everything to make your time unique.

? Immerse yourself in an atmosphere of anarchy, where you are the architect of your own destiny! Absolute freedom reigns on the Cristalix server – there are no rules or restrictions. Be whoever you want and create your own unique path in the world of Minecraft.

? Join us to play on a server where legends live! We have a special guest – popular YouTuber Demaster! Play on a server where you can capture cool moments with him, and maybe you’ll be in his next video.

? An interesting and exciting adventure awaits you at Cristalix! Specially designed mini-games, a fun atmosphere and unique events will create a unique experience for every player. Connect at start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of endless possibilities with us!

Don’t miss your chance to become part of the cool Cristalix gaming community! ?✨

aid.playmc.su

Stranger SMP

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	8509
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

STRANGER SMP

Looking for a Truly Vanilla SMP with a chill community. This is the server for you.

-No economy. -PvP is toggleable -Keep inventory is off. -No claim land

Think your up for the challenge? The server is on 1.20.1 Invite link: https://discord.gg/zhEMuE86Mh

Server IP: stranger.apexmc.co

stranger.apexmc.co

Runic-Network

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Runic-Network, We offer free to use TARDISes, Towny, Countrys, Slimefun and More. We have a friendly community and more to offer. You can create a tardis and travel through time and space, slimefun to make big machines and use to your advantage on the server, and more available features.

173.205.84.193

Skycity

Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Hello!Welcome to the SkyCity Network! We are currently only hosting Skyblock, but upon the success of the server, We plan to expand! Join us for season one! Our seasons are Three months long with payouts every two weeks. We are looking for dedicated staff!

SkyCity.mcserv.co

⚡SKYMINE – 1.20.2 survival WITHOUT GM⚡ Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to SkyMine, a unique Minecraft server that combines classic vanilla survival with exciting clan wars and duels! Here you will find an advanced economy that allows you to trade, invest and prosper in the world of Minecraft. Our server offers many cool features that make the game more interesting and dynamic.

Discover new opportunities in the world of Minecraft on the SkyMine server. Here you can join a clan or create your own to fight for dominance in the world. Participate in duels to prove your skills and earn respect among other players. The SkyMine server offers not only exciting combat adventures, but also a unique economic system. Here you can trade resources, create your own stores and develop your business skills. This advanced economic system adds a new level of strategy and planning to your game. All of these features are backed by an amazing community and attentive administration who are constantly working to improve the server and add new exciting features. Join us on the SkyMine server and start your unforgettable Minecraft adventure today!

MC.SKYMINE.SU

DestinyRealms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	7929	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

DestinyRealms IP: play.destinyrealms.net Versions: 1.9 – 1.19

The gamemodes (or realms as we call them) we offer are:

MMOSMP Realm: An SMP Server with tons of fun quests and MMO Elements! Sky Realm: A Skyblock server with fun additions! Earth Realm: An SMP Server on a map based on the Earth! Including a real time dynamic map.

We have spent over 2 years working on a network that is going to blow you away! Our servers are running on top notch hardware and we’ll be online 24/7. Everything has been made with love!

play.destinyrealms.net

Bibliogames

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mines Excavated:	3101

Bibliogames is one of Norway’s largest Minecraft servers, and one of the only vanilla servers without an economy. We have a self-developed plot system, which makes it easy to create, manage and share plots with friends. This is a family friendly server, with moderation and a nice community! Come by 😀

Mc.bibliogames.no

1v1best

Arena Pvp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Java Only

1V1BEST.ploudos.me