DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

New Minecraft Servers

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Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	783

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	6331
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Items Found:	7202	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7465	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crops Grown:	9240	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	887
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	7726
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net