DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

AusMine

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	843
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

AusMine is an Australian hosted Minecraft server that has been operating since 2013, making it one of the oldest servers in Australia! We pride ourselves on being a bully-free zone for all players, enforced by our fantastic staff team.

We offer a custom claims system, diseases and afflictions, harsh environments, a custom voting and rewards system, cosmetics, emojis, a custom auctions plugins, and a custom lottery plugin!

play.ausmine.net

Golden Creeper

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Founded in 2010, this Minecraft Server has seen many of ups and but over the years, its loyal and downs, passionate group of longtime players turned it into a very welcoming and inspiring world with a wonderful community and solid rules.

Rules: #1: Don’t be a dick! #2: See rule Number 1.

This simply means that we don’t endure griefing, stealing and anything else that harms other players. Goldencreeper is a 16+ Server for a reason! Although we make exceptions depending on the maturity.

We also have a great custom world for you to explore and build.

Screenshots http://www.flickr.com/photos/100625145@N06/

If you want to join us, we will welcome you with open hearts and show you around! To get whitelisted go to http://www.goldencreeper.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=329 and write a short application for us. Or just ask an available mod for a whitelist.

We are looking forward to meeting you!! Your Goldencreeper Community

mc.goldencreeper.com

Planet Craftation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

play.planetcraftation.com

SSSS.ME

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391

SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

ssss.me

Fun.TruePlay.Ro

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

188.212.100.11

[FTB] VoltaCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to VoltaCraft

If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

voltacraft.PlayAt.CH

Blocklandia

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	455918
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Potions Brewed:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	New Chunks Explored:	71769
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Potions Brewed:	173	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665