DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7970	New Chunks Explored:	144334
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4853
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	136

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	7708	Votes:	5081
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

104.243.40.126:25575

CoppitCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	84
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

51.81.246.145:25588

PetrichorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

play.petrichormc.net

RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

185.248.141.3:26465

Flocraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6651

flocraft.online

Null Network

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

play.null-network.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

dw.craftersland.net

Minecraft B-Zone

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2420
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	10

The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

mc.b-zone.ro

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	57
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

mc.iMinecrafting.com

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	285	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

54.39.250.197:25598

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5904

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

216.105.171.148:25594

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2347	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net