DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchantments Applied:	233	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

TheVoid.mc.gg

EarthCorp

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

play.earthcorp.co

ChristianMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Zombie Dances:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

christianmc.apexmc.co:25672

BlazeCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	994574
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Luna Craft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

Luna-Craft.Online

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

kaianvea.net

Capital Craft

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

in1.terohost.in:25571

WelkinMC

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

play.welkinmc.com

Vanilla Vice

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	246
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

mc.vanillavicerp.pt

PixelVerse

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3736	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

pixelverse.line.pm

Skypeaks

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6139
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to Skypeaks!

About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

hub.skypeaks.net

Lockley

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

lockley.shulker.com

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

redeplacebos.shop:12000

SinisterNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

**SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

**SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

SinisterNetwork.Org

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	2969	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

play.vipmc.fun