DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	288711	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ores Mined:	5508
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	943114	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1299	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3032
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	192139	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Potions Brewed:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Votes:	8764
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com