DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Mines Excavated:	1045
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Animals Bred:	82

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	8891	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6040	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9826
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	3400
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Items Found:	7884

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2428	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchantments Applied:	92	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co