DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

madness, goes over Mekio, Minecraft, Respect, Honor

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where players bow down to Roxanne like she’s the queen of the server (which she totally is, by the way).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated match and suddenly Meiko comes out of nowhere to congratulate you like a total submissive. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy Japanese drama, but in Minecraft form.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next player to rule over all with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer). Let the chaos begin!

Lucky Crafters United

stroke of luck, Lucky, Coincidence, fate, opportunity

u want to join dis server cuz it got all da luck u need to win at minecraft. u know how some servers be all about skill and strategy? well not dis one. dis one is all about luck. u could be the worst player ever and still win every game just cuz u got dat luck on ur side.

one time, dis dude joined da server and found a diamond block just chillin on da ground. he didn’t even have to mine for it or nothin. dat’s how lucky dis server is.

oh, and did i mention dat every time u die, u respawn with a random superpower? yea, dat’s right. one time dis guy respawned with da ability to shoot fireballs out of his butt. it was hilarious.

so if u want to have a good time and test ur luck, dis is da server for u. come join us and see if luck really is a skill.

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New Server IP
Divine Haven 1.20

christcucks, miracles, cope, Deists, Jefferson Bible

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.

Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.

Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!

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New Server IP
The Redstone Renegades Minecraft SMP

coding, tech industry trends, programming, IT industry, tech talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is filled with tech talents that will blow your mind! We’ve got players who can build redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to witness players who can create automated farms that produce so much food, you’ll never have to worry about hunger again. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles where players use their tech talents to outsmart their opponents with crazy traps and gadgets.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who can turn a simple block game into a high-tech wonderland? Come join us and see for yourself the amazing things our tech talents can do!

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New Server IP
$50LifeChanger Minecraft SMP

smp, transformative tools, budget-friendly investments, affordable luxuries, life-improving purchases

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind for less than $50?! Like, seriously, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride on a unicorn into battle against evil creepers. And get this, the admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find the secret enchanted tree in the enchanted forest. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! #bestserverever #unicornsarelife #cakehousegoals 🍰🦄💎

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New Server IP
Creeper Cuisine: Pizza & Pickles

creeper, unusual food combo, eccentric food pairings, peculiar food choices, eccentric food combos

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique experience that will have you craving more, just like that weird food combo you love but everyone else thinks is gross.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a deliciously strange dish that you can’t get enough of. Trust us, once you take a bite, you’ll be hooked!

So why wait? Come join our server and indulge in the madness. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combo along the way!

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New Server IP

DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

Lucky Crafters United

Divine Haven 1.20

The Redstone Renegades Minecraft SMP

$50LifeChanger Minecraft SMP

Creeper Cuisine: Pizza & Pickles