DerpCraft: Where Confusion Reigns Supreme!

confusion, DerpCraft, EN branch, Impression, mistaken identity, MIX UP, realization, REIGNS, SUPREME

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll question reality itself!

Join us and experience the chaos of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with players who are so quirky and unique, you’ll never meet anyone like them anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where cats rule the land and zombies are professional dancers. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, who can speak five different languages and has a PhD in quantum physics.

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Barbarians MC

Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Currently in development – Whitelisted server. Will be a 1.18 survival server and unique experience. Server is currently EU based.

play.mcbrb.net

Horrorsteal

action, Anarchy, bedrock, Bungeecord, Custom Plugins, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	5227
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

THE BEST PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP!

JAVA AND BEDROCKJAVA VERSION: 1.19.3BEDROCK: HorrorLS.minehut.gg:1913

DISCORD.GG/HORRORSTEAL

HorrorLS.minehut.gg

F3F5 – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

F3cordinatesF5watch is an anarchist Minecraft server launched in 2022. There are almost no rules on it, you can do almost anything, build anything, use cheats, bugs, dupe items, etc.

Domain: f3f5.ru-mc.ru

45.93.200.42:25621

Reloaded SMP 18 Whitelist

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Reloadedsmp.com

Minegrabbarna

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Minegrabbarna is a really cool Swedish minecraft server. The description needs to be 100 characters long so I’m writing this 🙂

mc.minegrabbarna.net

Eclipse dayz

Beta, Custom, Custom Bosses, Dayz, Guns, market, open world, Survival, Vote Rewards

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Dragon Eggs Found:	6058	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Farms Harvested:	783
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Server IP: play.eclipsedayz.net

Welcome to Eclipse DayZ, a post-apocalyptic survival server where danger awaits you at every turn. Explore our expansive map as you fight to survive the undead – or other players. Inspired from games like DayZ and Escape from Tarkov, fight unique monsters, NPCs and players in a competitive, unforgiving world. Join us for the opening on 4/30/2022, at 5:00 pm EST!

Version: 1.12.2 Server IP: play.eclipsedayz.netMap: https://map.eclipsedayz.net/

Here are some features we offer:

Loot:There is special loot carefully placed all around the map! Explore the world using our map to find all kinds of cool stuff, like weapons, armor, medical supplies, valuable items, and more!

Guns: We have dozens of guns to find in the world, which all use special ammo types. Find all kinds of weapons to suit your playstyle – to take enemies on at range or up close, there’s a weapon for that.

Armor:We also have many different armor pieces to find, each with special enchantments to increase diversity. We have lots of unique helmets too! Equip yourself to be a disguised assassin, a heavy militant, or whatever you want!

Tier System:Our server uses a tier system to help players easily understand what equipment is worth keeping or not. Rarity isn’t everything, though. Decide for yourself what is worth using.

Ranks/Economy: A huge part of our game is making money, and with a little experience even you can learn how! Gain money and rank up, unlocking new perks and locations. Find valuable items to sell at traders across the map for money, and other desirables to sell on the auction house.

Bosses:Challenge one of our bosses – if you dare. NPC’s are tougher than your average zombie, nearly all of them being hostile. Bosses will put your gear, supplies, and patience to the test. Find them across the map, take them on by yourself or with friends, and reap the rewards.

Crafting:Find crafting supplies across the world to make special and useful items for your survival.

Base Building:We have a simple base building system to encourage players to hold a place down to store items. Place base materials in certain areas across the map to make a home in a hostile world. Be wary of players wanting to take what you have, though…

And More!The release is just beginning! Join today to explore all these features, plus more!

Version: 1.12.2 Server IP: play.eclipsedayz.netMap: https://map.eclipsedayz.net/

play.eclipsedayz.net

BunnyCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

No dupe, gratification allowed, cheap donation, good pvp.

fast.mcpehost.ru:19136

PokeMew

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

141.94.98.136:25714

Blocks SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	5271

Join BlocksSMP now for an unmodified minecraft experience! https://discord.gg/FDCwXd9Gke thanks. AND the best part, its cracked. So u can play on any ccracked client.No hacking!

Bruhsmpofficial.aternos.me:22452

Razorcraft

Balanced Economy, Cracked, Op skyblock, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	198
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	9401

RazorCraft is a Minecraft Skyblock Crossplay server that supports both Java(Version 1.16.5-Latest supported) and bedrock edition(Latest version Supported).Skyblock Features:-

➼Amazing Hub to explore.➼Many Custom Skills ➼Island Customization ➼10+ Custom Minions ➼Robots. (Grinder, Miner, Collector, LumberJack) ➼Mana and abilities ➼Custom Crates ➼Custom Enchants ➼Custom Armor ➼Custom Items ➼Custom Crafting Recipes ➼Vote Rewards ➼Auction House ➼Amazing Kits to unlock ➼Quests ➼So many more coming soon!

razorcraft.mc-srv.fun

VictoryCraft.Ru | DraconicTechnoMagic Minecraft server

Cases

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Divine Spears Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

TechnoMagic! A world where magic and high technology combine! A world where confrontation reigns! Which side will you choose? Industrial mods will not let you get bored for a minute, and magical mods will open up a new unknown world of technological magic! What are you waiting for? Join us!

SettleScape

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

SettleScape is a small, tight-knit server with high-quality, open-source configuration, quality moderation, and a mature playerbase. It is a survival PvE server, focused primarily around the construction of towns.

While the server does accept donations to stay afloat, it operates essentially as a non-profit; and all funds earned in excess of the amount needed to stay online go either to improving the server, or as redonations to the plugins that make the server what it is — so supporting SettleScape directly supports the Minecraft server development community at-large.

The server has been around since mid-2019 and intends to stay up for the long-haul. The world is persistent — players can rest assured that their countless hours of hard work will never be deleted. Even in the event that the server goes offline forever someday, world downloads will be provided. The server has an aggressive backup strategy with a separate, off-site server; so even if the server host goes up in flames, your builds are still safe.

Some notable plugins on the server are Towny, mcMMO, rankup, Beacon+, Jobs, and plenty more. Players who encounter bugs are encouraged to lodge issues on the server’s GitHub issue tracker; and there is an in-game bug bounty of $1000.

There is a no-tolerance policy for bad actors, griefers, etc. SettleScape has a small team of experienced moderators who will not stand for violations of the server’s few, but sacrosanct, rules.

While children are not disallowed on the server, there are currently no special arrangements made for them. Children under 18 should seek their parents’ approval before playing on any public Minecraft server. Children under 13 are not allowed on SettleScape except with parental supervision.

settlescape.org

Jacksmp

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	6862
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2300
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Just a fun survival smp ……………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………………

jackjoin.my.pebble.host

Cannonwars

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Cannonwars is a new, freshly updated Hardcore Factions server. Survive by yourself or between alliances with other teams. The border is 10000 x 10000 blocks from spawn. (0, 0) The use of TnT Cannons and Creeper Eggs for raiding is allowed- protect your chests! You will receive one voting crate key reward for every vote that can be used at a Voting Crate around spawn.

67.222.136.23:7037

The server died… Minecraft server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

I’ll come when spring blooms

And paint the clouds pink

I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

And I’ll hide it

And my heart hurts from love

Just listen, don’t tell me anything

First date of last spring

I’m crying

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I’ll come when spring blooms

And paint the clouds pink

I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

And I’ll hide it

And my heart hurts from love

Just listen, don’t tell me anything

First date of last spring

I’m crying

Lilacs bloomed in the city yesterday –

Scatters petals and casts shadows

As if in an anime the pupils will sparkle –

Not mutual, I’m sorry

Someone is sharpening knives in a St. Petersburg apartment

The future victim collects flowers

Their meeting will happen, just wait, wait

I’ll come when spring blooms

And paint the clouds pink

I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

And I’ll hide it

And my heart hurts from love

Just listen, don’t tell me anything

First date of last spring

I’m crying

How many hugs, how many kisses

Decorated the cold basement with drawings

Why are you screaming, not letting me sleep?

After all, you can’t escape

Lilac branches knocked on the window

Spills petals onto the concrete floor

How many tears and joy you brought us

The long-awaited spring

I’ll come when spring blooms

And paint the clouds pink

I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers

And I’ll hide it

And my heart hurts from love

Just listen, don’t tell me anything

First date of last spring

I’m crying

First date of last spring

There is so much pain in the world and it all comes from love.

Girls, knives, buses, trains –

It’s all spring

45.93.200.21:25569